Ok...Karen.
I know you're super uncomfortable...
I know you're not able to walk up the stairs without feeling agony...
I know you have to visit the little girls room every 32 minutes or so...
I know your pelvis feels like it's cracking into a million little pieces...
I know you haven't been able to see your feet in at least one month....
I know you can't sleep for more than 18 minutes before having to switch to your other side...
I know it's hard for you to breathe like a regular human being...
I know you hands and feet are going numb...
I know you probably want to cry at the drop of a hat...
I know your skin is stretched to maximum capacity...
But for goodness sake, when am I going to get to see this so called baby of yours?
I mean, really, can't you think of my feelings at this point in time? You are so selfish keeping that baby all cooped up. I want to meet that little guy, and I can't wait any longer!!! :)
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You make me laugh, which is a very good thing at this point!
Ultrasound next Thursday, my dear, and then, if the God's love me at all, we'll have a plan.
Believe me, I plan on kicking Dr. T square in the nads during delivery.
(Accidentally of course!)
Someone better warn Dr. T to wear a cup that day. You are so funny!!
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